[Intro – soft static, lo-fi phone ringing, distant whisper “Hello?”] Hello? This old house ain’t haunted… But something’s on the line tonight. Yeah… pick up. [Verse 1 – mellow lo-fi drums, warm synth keys, faint theremin] This old house ain’t haunted, No ghosts, no ghouls, no tricks. Just me and the moonlight, And a phone that loves to click. I hear a voice through static, Saying, “Hey, it’s time again…” I guess I’m back in business — The Devil’s callin’ in. [Chorus – chill EDM drop with ambient bass pulses and whispery backing vocals] I’m on the demon hotline, Dialin’ up the devil in the moonlight. Beelzebub, pick up — it’s urgent, Got a skeleton emergent. Been diggin’ in the dirt too long, Now they’re singin’ my name in a ghostly song. This old house ain’t haunted — But I got skeletons in my closet. [Verse 2 – lo-fi beat returns, tape crackle] Don’t need no priest, just call the doctor, When I start coughin’ up bones. I’ve been alone too long, And I think they made this house their home. The mirrors fog, the lights all hum, And something moves behind the blinds. I smile and let the phone ring twice — “Welcome to the demon line.” [Bridge – distorted phone signal, low bass rumble] Hello, hello — can you hear me? The signal fades, the static bleeds. I whisper names you shouldn’t know, They echo back inside my dreams. [Chorus – deeper bass, distant ghostly choir harmonies] I’m on the demon hotline, Dialin’ up the devil in the moonlight. Beelzebub, pick up — it’s urgent, Got a skeleton emergent. Been diggin’ in the dirt too long, Now they’re knockin’ on my door with a haunting song. This old house ain’t haunted — But I got skeletons in my closet. Outro – phone beeps, fading static, faint whisper] [phone beeps] This old house ain’t haunted… But it listens when I talk. The line goes dead… And then it talks back.
