Tooth Sweater Jude

[Spoken Intro, hushed intense whisper, no music] I know what you did last night. You ate an entire sleeve of cookies and went straight to bed. Your teeth feel like they're wearing tiny sweaters. It's time to face the music, Jude... [Verse 1, rhythmic piano chords, solo male vocal] Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a toothbrush and make it better Remember to get the cavities out Then you can start to make it better [Verse 2, add acoustic guitar and tambourine] Hey Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get paste The minute you squeeze it onto your brush Then you begin to change the taste [Chorus, full band entrance, classic drums, melodic bass, backing harmony] And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain Don't carry the plaque upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool By letting his teeth just rot and moulder Na na na na na na na na na [Verse 3, high energy] Hey Jude, don't let me down Get the floss out and slide it under Remember to clean the gaps in between And you will perform a dental wonder [Outro, massive building energy, crowd clapping, brass chords] Na, na, na, na-na-na na Na-na-na na, hey Jude Na, na, na, na-na-na na Na-na-na na, hey Jude [Fade out]