[Intro] (Spoken) I had a plan… I was gonna act normal tonight… Then the bass hit. [Verse 1] Walked in calm with a drink in my hand Told myself I’d be a reasonable fan Stay composed, keep my dignity intact Then the subwoofers launched a full attack Heart went boom Brain said run Body said “Sorry, we’re already done” One little wobble One little kick And that’s exactly when I lost my shit [Build] Feel it in my chest Feel it in my veins Feel it rearranging every cell in my brain Lights go flashing Crowd goes wild My inner adult just left like a child Higher! Higher! HIGHER! [Pre-Drop] Last chance to behave… HAHAHAHA… NO. [DROP] WHEN THE BASS HITS I LOSE MY SHIT! WHOA-OH-OH! I LOSE MY SHIT! Hands up! Head back! Face looking like I’m having a heart attack WHEN THE BASS HITS I LOSE MY SHIT! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! [Verse 2] Some people meditate Some people pray I stand in front of speakers and get healed all day Bills still exist Life’s still weird But none of that matters when the drop appears Stress goes missing Problems dissolve My therapist can’t explain how this solves Anything at all But somehow it does So crank that bass and inject it in my blood [Build] Ten… Nine… Eight… Getting harder to communicate Seven… Six… Five… Bass got me feeling overqualified Four… Three… Two… ONE! [DROP 2] SEND IT! WHEN THE BASS HITS I ASCEND! Goodbye sanity Hello my friends I’m not dancing I’m having an event A spiritual experience at one hundred percent BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! WHEN THE BASS HITS I LOSE MY SHIT! [Breakdown] Doctor says: “How’s your stress level?” Me: “Depends on the bass level.” [Final Drop] LOUDER! LOUDER! LOUDER! I CAN’T HEAR MY BAD DECISIONS ANYMORE! LOUDER! LOUDER! LOUDER! LET THE SUBWOOFER SETTLE THE SCORE! WHEN THE BASS HITS I LOSE MY SHIT! AND I’M NOT EVEN SORRY FOR IT! [Outro] My name is… …actually never mind. The bass stole my identity.
