[Intro] (spoken, proudly) Bupu teach counting. Very hard. You watch. One. Two. ... Done. [Verse 1] One old boot beside the wall. One more boot beside. Put them both together now. Two boots. Very wide. One fat rat run through the mud. One rat follow through. Bupu count them carefully. One... and one... make two. [Pre-Chorus] One is little. Two is plenty. More than two? Still two. Count it slow. Count it good. Bupu show you what to do. [Chorus] One! Two! Two is plenty! One! Two! Plenty good! One and one and one and one... Two like Bupu knew they would! Count the rats! Count the stew! Count the Bulps all running through! One is one and two is two. More than two? Still two! [Verse 2] One good spoon inside the pot. One good spoon outside. One good spoon behind the chair. Two spoons. Bupu right. One Bulp sleeping on the floor. One Bulp by the door. One and one and one come in. Two Bulps. Maybe more. [Pre-Chorus] Count you fingers. Count you toes. Stop when Bupu say it goes. One come first. Then come two. Anything past that? Still two. [Chorus] One! Two! Two is plenty! One! Two! Plenty good! One and one and one and one... Two like Bupu knew they would! Count the rats! Count the stew! Count the Bulps all running through! One is one and two is two. More than two? Still two! [Spoken Break] You say three? What three? ... No. That two. You got one... then one... then other one. That... big two. Very easy. [Verse 3] Highbulp got one shiny cup. One throne made of wood. One and one and one guards too. Two guards. Very good. Bupu got one magic rat. One lizard hanging low. One bag full of other things. Two things. Whole bunch though. [Call and Response] Bupu: How many rats? Bulps: TWO! Bupu: How many pots? Bulps: TWO! Bupu: How many Bulps? Bulps: TWO! Bupu: How many "two"? Bulps: ... TWO! Bupu: GOOD! [Bridge] (stomping, building) One rock here! One rock there! Two rocks now most everywhere! One old shoe! One dead flea! Two is all you need to see! One Bulp shout! One Bulp fall! Two Bulps still can count them all! One! Two! One! Two! Whole bunch still be two! [Final Chorus] One! Two! Two is plenty! One! Two! Plenty good! One and one and one and one... Two like Bupu knew they would! Count the rats! Count the stew! Count the whole great Bulp clan too! One is one and two is two. More than two? STILL TWO! [Post-Chorus] Two! Two! Two! Whole bunch two! Two! Two! Two! Bupu counting true! [Outro] (spoken, satisfied) See? Now you smart. Almost Bupu smart. ... How many smart? Two.
