[Verse] I had a party I had a house I had a dream and I had a future I had a mouth I had a bed and I had a spouse I had sum kids and I had a brother I had two best friends I had my sisters I had a mother [Pre-Chorus] Then she stole it from me Took it away (maybe it was me) [Chorus] She knows all of my dirty secrets And she posts them all on the Internet "For the whole dam world to like an share" She knows all of my dirty secrets And she posts them all on the Internet "For the whole dam world to like an share" [Verse 2] She has a smile She has a way She has a talent She has a thing that She loves to say She has a secret She has a tongue She has a moment She has a point that She's trying to prove [Pre-Chorus] She gets what she wants and I always lose (but still maintain) [Chorus] She knows all of my dirty secrets And she posts them all on the Internet "For the whole dam world to like an share" She knows all of my dirty secrets And she posts them all on the Internet "For the whole dam world to like an share" [Verse 3] God She's so annoying I can't stand her sometimes You know what I heard she said My house was trash She just doesn't like me She wants to be me [Pre-Chorus] You know how she is She's always saying That she's better than everyone That she thinks she's the best [Chorus] She tells me all her secrets She's the worst kind of friend She says I'm her best friend She's the worst kind of friend She says I'm her best friend She's the worst kind of friend She knows all of my dirty secrets And she posts them all on the Internet "For the whole dam world to like an share" She knows all of my dirty secrets And she posts them all on the Internet "For the whole dam world to like an share"
