Welcome to Inisfree

(entire song is sung in the voice of a young happy female with an eastern European accent) Welcome to Inisfree, the kingdom of Heaven on Earth, though in the years ahead, if you don't know, it will begin to roam the Omniverse. Take your time getting settled in. The orientation takes six weeks. If, during that, you find our realm to your liking, we invite you to return and consider... becoming not just our guest, and even more than a resident; citizenship awaits! [Chorus] We are one! We are one! That is what people say! We are one! We are one, and we will help you find your way! Everything we need, we make right here. Our farms and factories are the finest around. And when we feel additional wants, such as wander lust, we call out to it until found. There are daily events of many types; celebrations and street races, and business is booming right downtown, in rotating buildings and other places. Everyone is checked for compatibility, so we all here get along, and there is no need to wear clothing; just roam free and sing your song. [Chorus] We are one! We are one! That is what people say! We are one! We are one, and we will help you find your way! Before I close, I'll say one more thing; remember to take your time. You won't miss out, and all will see you've become part of our rhyme. Welcome to Inisfree!