taming strange

Life is strange, but I really don't like doing butt stuff, enough's enough, that's rough, I didn't want to let her finger blast my chocolate starfish—man, that's tough. Then I told her, "You really should buy me some dinner first," that's my decree, Time to go to McDonald's if you want to tame my strange and bargain with me. We were talking about how my standards are way too high in the sky, Before I let you soil my honor, you need to pay my bills—here's why. Want to get that bag, so you've gotta be my sugar momma, that's the plan, Did you really think that I wouldn't bring you any drama? That's who I am. This time we have together has really been super fun in the sun, Part where you learn that I can be really dumb too—your not the only one. Walked to the store to buy some much-needed anus ointment for the night, After all the chaos and confusion, that just seemed about right. Life is strange, and every day brings something new to view, Standards high, drama nearby, and somehow I make it through. Dinner first, bills reimbursed, that's the simple truth I claim, And if you're gonna tame my strange, you'd better learn the game.