【M//M】AGENT 008½

[Chorus ] I WALK IN— BLACK TIE, RED LIGHT, NO NAME! ONE LOOK— WRONG DOOR, STILL I OWN THE GAME! No trace, no sound, no witness tonight— I disappear before you blink— GOODBYE! [Verse 1 ] Left foot, right room, wrong floor, nice view, code in my cuff and a hole in my shoe. Click-clack, tip-tap, straight through the hall, very sophisticated— I trip on the wall. Wait. Walls don’t— Never mind. Back to the mission, I’m perfectly fine. Laser on the left, little duck, little slide, caught my coat on the handle— still elegant. Still classified. O FORTUNAAAA— …wrong opera. Wrong file! Wrong floor! Wrong guy! One more! [Verse 2] Microfilm, minimal, criminal syndicate, cinema villain with terrible etiquette, silverware, surveillance, champagne evidence, memorize everything— except where the exit is. I got six fake names, three passports, two phones, one tiny transmitter that nobody knows— …That could be mine. Remain calm. Everybody look at the gentleman behind me. [Pre-Chorus ] When the room goes dark, when the sirens ignite, when a hundred red lasers are painting the night— I straighten my tie. I smile. I say— Gentlemen… you almost had me. [Chorus ] I WALK IN— BLACK TIE, RED LIGHT, NO NAME! ONE LOOK— WRONG DOOR, STILL I OWN THE GAME! No trace, no sound, no witness tonight— I disappear before you blink— GOODBYE! [Glitch ] Agent— Agent— Agent eight— eight— eight-and-a— HALF! Shh! [Verse 3] Password cracked, backdoor mapped, black book snatched from a diplomatic attaché, tap-tap, snapback, hat rack, cat flap— Why am I crawling through a kitchen café? No questions! Champagne splash, mustache gone, shoe on fire but the jacket stays on, vault goes click, clock goes tick, whole damn building goes— 　 AAAAAAAAAH! Exactly as planned. [Final Chorus] I WALK IN— BLACK TIE, RED LIGHT, NO NAME! ONE LOOK— WRONG WORLD, STILL I OWN THE GAME! No trace! No fear! No witness tonight! If everything goes wrong— I MAKE IT LOOK RIGHT! GO! GO! GO! Too late. WHERE IS HE?! GONE! [Final] Agent 008½— Mission… mostly accomplished.