[Verse 1] I was working late in the dairy lab, On a cheesy blend both rich and fab. When from the fridge arose a fright, A wedge of Muenster glowed ghostly white. [Chorus] It did the mash— the Muenster Mash! It was a cream-filled smash! It did the mash— no need to dash, They boogied hard with a cheesy splash! [Verse 2] From Gouda groves to sharp Cheddar caves, The cheeses rolled in milky waves. A brie in heels began to sway, While blue cheese groaned, “Not mold today…” [Bridge] The curds were howlin’ in moonlight’s gleam, Mozzarella stretched—a dairy dream. Provolone crooned from his dark cheese den, “Let the lactose loose again!” [Chorus] They did the mash— the Muenster Mash! It whipped the whey to flash! They did the mash— no fancy sash, Just monsters dancing with panache! [Outro] So if you’re ever near that haunted wheel, Where dairy devils cut the deal— Just bring a rind and shake your stash, Join my rave at the Muenster Mash!
