(Verse 1) Hello Duke, I just arrived here, Front room seat—guess I’ve thrived here. Ben Bradlee’s got the best spot, While some poor sap in Siberia lost his shot. (Verse 2) Larry King is at the corner, Running tabs and making orders. Borrowed cash, but tipped in stories, Now he’s hosting presidents and fame-chasing lawyers. (Chorus) Oh Duke Ziebert, work your magic, Turn a no into a habit! Need a favor? Need a deal? Come to Duke’s—your problems will be sealed. (Verse 3) Drunks at noon still hold positions, Ted Kennedy sways decisions. Tip O’Neill just spilled his drink, While Wilbur Mills pretends he cares what people think. (Verse 4) Sonny Jurgensen’s at the bar, Jack Kent Cooke’s not too far. Joe Gibbs orders up some steaks, While senators and bookies swap their secret takes. (Verse 5) Katherine Graham runs the papers, Maury Povich chasing capers. Larry King—he lost it all, Then got a show and made a comeback standing tall. (Bridge - Spoken Style, Half Sung) 🎶 Duke knew things—how to move things, how to shake things up and smooth things! 🎶 🎶 A little cash, a little talk, and suddenly, you own the block! 🎶 🎶 Larry betting, deals were setting, mobsters grinning, laws were bending! 🎶 (Chorus - Big Finale) Oh Duke Ziebert, you’re the master, Fixing deals a little faster! Some were legal, some were not, But in your hands, we all took our shot! (Outro - Soft & Nostalgic) Hello Duke, things are slower, Now the magic doesn’t spill over. But in D.C., when rules are bent, We raise a glass… to where the favors went. Now Larry King is fully in the mix, borrowing cash, tipping in stories, losing it all, and coming back stronger than ever. It ties into Duke’s ability to make things happen—whether for a senator, a sports mogul, or a talk show legend on the rise. 🍸🔥