He's Honest Uncle Dan

[Verse] Well, Uncle Dan walks in with a grin so wide, Got a tale to tell, you best step aside. He’ll spin you a yarn so wild, it’s grand, Hard to believe he’s Honest Uncle Dan. [Verse 2] He says he wrestled a bear in ’78, Won in the second round, it was fate. Swears Elvis called him to join his band, That’s just a day with Honest Uncle Dan. [Chorus] If he thinks it, he says it, truth or a twist, Leaves you wonderin' how he came up with this. You can trust him with your life, every woman and man, But don’t believe a word from Honest Uncle Dan. [Bridge] That one time he built a spaceship from scratch, Claimed he flew it to Mars and brought back a patch. Says the President calls ‘bout classified plans, Oh, you’ve gotta love Honest Uncle Dan. [Verse 3] At the church potluck, he’ll hold court all night, Gotta sermon for sinners, and he’s always right. His stories so crazy, they don’t fit no plan, But nobody doubts Honest Uncle Dan. [Chorus] If he thinks it, he says it, truth or a twist, Leaves you wonderin' how he came up with this. You can trust him with your life, every woman and man, But don’t believe a word from Honest Uncle Dan.