[Intro – Instrumental Only] (Fast punk riff + rapid drums, bouncy bass driving in) [Verse 1] Grandma tagged me in a meme today, It was SpongeBob dancing in a random way. Then she sent a pic of her half-eaten pie, With the caption, “OMG, time flies!” Every morning starts the same routine, Fifty Bible quotes on my feed. Then a blurry photo of her dog named Lou, It’s upside down, but she swears it’s cute. [Pre-Chorus] Every scroll, it’s another surprise, Grandma’s Facebook is my social demise. [Chorus] Grandma’s at it again—it never ends, She believes every post she sends. Grandma’s at it again—don’t even try, She’ll share a scam and swear it’s not a lie! [Verse 2] Chain letters say, “Like this or die,” She forwards them all, no questions why. “Doctors hate him—this one weird trick!” Grandma swears it cured her arthritis quick. Tagged in pics from the county fair, Of random strangers—“Wish you were there!” And every cat that she’s ever seen, Is now my wallpaper in every meme. [Pre-Chorus] Every scroll, it’s another surprise, Grandma’s Facebook is my social demise. [Chorus] Grandma’s at it again—it never ends, She believes every post she sends. Grandma’s at it again—don’t even try, She’ll share a scam and swear it’s not a lie! [Solo – Guitar Feature] 🎸 (Fast punk solo, playful, mimicking “notification” pings with quick licks) [Bridge – Gang Vocals] Grandma posts, Grandma shares, Random coupons and Jesus prayers. Grandma memes, Grandma tags, Awkward pics in plastic bags! [Final Chorus – Bigger Crowd Energy] Grandma’s at it again—it never ends, She believes every post she sends. Grandma’s at it again—we can’t escape, But we love her anyway, she’s great! [Outro – Spoken/Playful] “Thanks, Grandma… I didn’t know aliens controlled the gas prices.” “…Love you though.”
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