Oy Vey! It's Like Making Matzah Balls Without Schmaltz

Verse 1: Oy vey, I can’t believe what I’m seein’ on the screen, A show about a Jewish girl, but where’s the mishpocheh been? Not a single yiddishe kop in the whole megillah, They cast a bunch of goyem, nu, what a shonde, I could kvell! Chorus: Where are the bubbies, the zaydes, the kinderlach too? They missed the plot, I’m telling you, it’s true! No Jewish people, can you believe this, my dear? It’s like making matzah balls without schmaltz, I fear! Verse 2: I’m watching Midge on stage, but something feels wrong, She’s funny, she’s smart, but nu, where does she belong? A Jewish princess, but who’s playin’ the part? Goyem in my Maisel? Oy, it’s breaking my heart! Chorus: Where are the bubbies, the zaydes, the kinderlach too? They missed the plot, I’m telling you, it’s true! No Jewish people, can you believe this, my dear? It’s like making latkes without a bissel cheer! Bridge: Goyem playing Jews, I’m plotzing, it’s a mess, Couldn’t they find a mensch? I’m asking, who did they impress? They could’ve cast a Shapiro, a Cohen, a Stein, But no, they went with goyem, oy gevalt, it’s a sign! Verse 3: The jokes are there, the chutzpah too, But where’s the naches, the soul so true? I’m sitting here, yelling at my TV, Where are my people? This isn’t how it should be! Chorus: Where are the bubbies, the zaydes, the kinderlach too? They missed the plot, I’m telling you, it’s true! No Jewish people, can you believe this, my dear? It’s like celebrating Pesach without wine to cheer! Outro: So here’s my advice, listen close, Hollywood, Next time you make a show, get it right, understood? Cast my people, bring in the tribe, And I promise, we’ll kvell, we’ll dance, we’ll vibe!