[The Walking Dead] Rest In Peace, Bob Stookey (human-written lyrics)

[intro announcer] Rest in peace my dude Bob Stookey, a fictional character that got done real dirty. He stayed real real positive, even when he got woke up by cannibals putting his barely cooked leg meat in their mouths, legit Stookey brisket. [verse 1 beat begins] How could they do that to the homie Bob Stookey? Knocked him out like cowards when he wasn't even lookin' Dragged him off no fun Didn't even fire a gun Munching on his leg without any A 1 Sauce [chorus] Bob Stookey was a positive man You can't just put his meat in your hand Apologize now You cannot just stir fry a guy for some quick chow That is not the way how We do things, no, not right now Spit that flesh right outta your mouth, listen [verse 2] So Don't be like the bad cookies that ate Stookey If a person looks edible you gotta quit looking Can't just run around cannibal craven getting brain worms like a wild caveman [outro] You can't even sleep around a cannibal Soon as their stomach growls Gotta worry bout the mandible Snap.. Snap..