“Every Lie You Told” by Nicole Moanikeala LeMaster — the full inventory, 8/27/26

[Verse 1] You thought I was vulnerable Because I was born my friend And then you lied about a Hawaiian Airlines lawsuit You said they owed you eight thousand dollars And that you were gonna get a lifetime of free tickets And if we just did a fake sovereignty marriage Then me and my child and my niece and my nephew Would have those benefits too But see I just went along Because I never thought I was gonna ever see you again So I let you be a pipe dream ’Cause I knew you were a high school [Verse 2] Then my incident at work happened And I think you saw me as money So one day you show up at my door With your two little girls And the first day you have them calling me Mama I was caught off guard Because I’ll do anything for kids Kids are our future And I think you saw that Because one day you asked me If I didn’t have kids would I still be with you I said absolutely not So you held onto the kids [Verse 3] You told your wife you weren’t coming back home And now I was going to raise those kids No I wasn’t I would never take kids from their mother Nothing against all fathers out there But you, my dear, are actually the worst father I’ve ever met You manipulated that situation with your kids And then when you got them taken away You blamed it on me You told them I was trying to take your kids I was just trying to make sure they weren’t traumatized By your two-adult situation That you guys couldn’t figure out Because you’re stuck in immature bodies [Chorus] Every lie you told Turned into a bigger story Every lie you told All you wanted was the glory Every lie you told I already knew Every lie you told Just proved I don’t need you [Verse 4] Then your kids got taken away And you continue to tell me they blamed me for everything And I was like — I don’t believe it So I just walked away And I’ll let you do everything And you would come to me and say boo-hoo They won’t let me talk to my kids And you and your daughter aren’t allowed to talk to them either Then you lied and said you kept sending paperwork After paperwork to the courthouse Because your wife is in contempt And then you also lied and said that you were divorced Why Because you wanted to have sex with me And I told you I wouldn’t have sex with a married man I knew you weren’t divorced I looked it up, bro It was still pending [Verse 5] I was just waiting for you to tell me Why do you think I never had sex with you Well on top of it I’m a lesbian So that’s another reason I don’t like mushrooms Well I like real mushrooms But I don’t like your mushroom [Verse 6] You told people that my kid was your kid And that I had miscarriages by you But how is that possible When I did an IUI to have my kid And the only miscarriages I had Were back in 2015 with my twins And then it makes me wonder I’ve never had sex with you So how is that possible [Verse 7] Then you lied about being adopted Because you couldn’t handle the fact That your mother cheated on the dad that raised you With some brown guy You never got to find out who your father was And then you lied about being 45% Hawaiian You’re a white boy, bro You’re haole And for what your ex-wife tells me Possibly Puerto Rican You lied about being born on a ship And some lady named Anita being your biological mother When your mother’s name was Karen Peterson How dare you deny your own flesh and blood [Verse 8] And apparently you think your kids are bitches That’s why they hate you Because you were never a good father You never one time gave child support To any of your offspring And then on top of it You claimed you had ten kids When you only have seven Like what could you be honest about [Verse 9] And then you try to tell me That you had an eight-inch penis Bro — bro That’s all I’m gonna say is bro And that it was so big that it would hurt your wife Again — I’m a lesbian I got a bigger one in my closet [Verse 10] And then you said you were in MARSOC Like the lies just keep going And then you said that I was your wife And that we got married When I’ll never marry you I’ll probably never marry anybody ever again Michelle was my one and only And if it’s not her Then it’s nobody [Chorus] Every lie you told Turned into a bigger story Every lie you told All you wanted was the glory Every lie you told I already knew Every lie you told Just proved I don’t need you [Outro] I don’t need you I don’t need you I don’t need you