Sand between my toes it seems And in my shoes no lack Sand is here and everywhere It’s even up my crack Sand be in my ears and hair In my pockets by the bunch My wife served me sandwich Called egg salad crunch Here’s to holidays my friend Whoever thought this fun Needs their brains examined Screw this sand, I’m done! Summer’s are for stupid Sand is everywhere I’ll take a root canal I really want to swear! Smoke it tends to find me How my eyes just burn How I hate this camping As if you can’t decern? Marshmallows catch on fire Hotdogs they hit the ground Believe me when I tell you No fun out here be found! Here’s to holidays my friend Whoever thought this fun Needs their brains examined Screw this sand, I’m done! Summer’s are for stupid Sand is everywhere I’ll take a root canal I really want to swear! No-see-um biting midges Mosquitos big as hawks Black flies will get you slapping What’s with this camping talk Give me a sundeck And keep my hot tub near Summer’s are for stupid Won’t you hand another beer! Here’s to holidays my friend Whoever thought this fun Needs their brains examined Screw this sand, I’m done! Summer’s are for stupid Sand is everywhere I’ll take a root canal I really want to swear!
