[Instrumental Intro] [Intro] Well sugar, let me tell you 'bout my favorite little pet Got the softest velvet paws that make me break a sweat When she starts her purring, honey, that's as good as it gets 'Cause this kitty's got some tricks that I will never forget! [Verse] Started with some gentle pets along her silky spine She arched her back so sweetly, lord, I thought I'd lose my mind Then she started kneading with those paws so fine Got me meowing, honey, like I'm drinking wine! She's got claws that dig in deep when the mood is right Scratching down my back until I'm seeing bright lights Making biscuits on my chest throughout the night This wild little kitten sure knows how to bite! [Pre-Chorus] Scratch me, pet me, make me purr so loud Got me acting like a tomcat, bold and proud! [Chorus] My kitty's got me crazy, walking on all fours Clawing at the furniture, scratching up the doors She's licking me and nipping till I'm begging her for more This feline's got me howling like I never did before! Purring in the moonlight, stretching in the sun Playing with her yarn ball till the day is done My little pussy cat has got me on the run Best damn pet I ever had, she's my number one! [Instrumental] [Verse] In the morning she's all lazy, stretching out her paws Batting at my fingers with those razor-sharp claws By evening she's all frisky, doesn't need a cause To pounce and play and leave me breathless, breaking all the laws! She rubs against my leg with that electric fur Gets me all worked up when I hear that motor purr Chasing after shadows, making quite a stir This kitty's got me twisted, yes sir, yes sir! [Pre-Chorus] Scratch me, pet me, make me purr so loud Got me acting like a tomcat, bold and proud! [Chorus] My kitty's got me crazy, walking on all fours Clawing at the furniture, scratching up the doors She's licking me and nipping till I'm begging her for more This feline's got me howling like I never did before! Purring in the moonlight, stretching in the sun Playing with her yarn ball till the day is done My little pussy cat has got me on the run Best damn pet I ever had, she's my number one! [Instrumental] [Bridge] They say curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back And baby, when she's satisfied, she purrs and hits the sack But when she's feeling playful, lord, she's ready to attack This kitty's got nine lives and she's using every stack! She's independent, sassy, but she loves her little treats Comes running when I call her, makes my heart just skip beats Got me wrapped around her paws, dancing to her beats This feline's got me conquered from my head down to my feet! [Coda] Meow, meow, what a cat! [Final Verse] Now I'm addicted to her purring, can't get enough Of those velvet paws and whiskers, that soft fluffy stuff She's got me trained so well, I'm her personal fluff This kitty's got me whipped, and I like it rough! [Final Pre-Chorus] Scratch me, pet me, make me purr so loud One more time, kitty, make me proud! [Final Chorus] My kitty's got me crazy, walking on all fours Clawing at the furniture, scratching up the doors She's licking me and nipping till I'm begging her for more This feline's got me howling like I never did before! Purring in the moonlight, stretching in the sun Playing with her yarn ball till the day is done My little pussy cat has got me on the run Best damn pet I ever had, she's my number one! [Outro] So when the morning sun comes creeping through the blinds And my kitty's still purring, tangled up in mine I count my lucky stars for this feline divine Who taught me how to love with claws and valentine! Yes ma'am, that's one hell of a cat Got me purring right back, imagine that Sweet feline loving, soft and wild Makes me feel like a satisfied child! [Instrumental Outro]
