[Intro – Brass Fanfare, Marching Snare] Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! As your very proud mayor, I welcome you to... The happiest little town in the world! [Verse 1 – Cheerful Male Mayor] Every morning, milk arrives, Every little garden thrives! Every neighbour waves hello, Everybody loves it so! Every child is always present, Every doctor's visit pleasant! Every smile is pearly white, Every television bright! [Pre-Chorus – Whistling Choir] (Whistle, whistle, clap-clap-clap!) Put our little town on the map! One, two, three! Happy as can be! [Chorus – Full Civic Choir] We're the happiest little town! Never let a smile turn down! Every face a friendly face, Everybody knows their place! Hip hooray and tra-la-la! Aren't we lucky where we are? Come on in and look around, In the happiest little town! [Instrumental – Brass Band, Handclaps] [Verse 2] Mr. Parker takes our pictures, Dr. Goodman keeps us well! Missus Green brings lovely suppers, And our school has quite the bell! Every train arrives on schedule, Every holiday's a treat! Every family has a place here, Every house upon our street! [Spoken – Mayor, Delighted] Forty years of perfect records! Not a single soul misplaced! And would you believe it? Our population hasn't changed! [Chorus – Full Civic Choir] We're the happiest little town! Never let a smile turn down! Every face a friendly face, Everybody knows their place! Hip hooray and tra-la-la! Aren't we lucky where we are? Come on in and look around, In the happiest little town! [Bridge – Gentle, Sweet Harmonies] Some folks come and some folks stay, Some folks ask to go away. But when the evening bells are rung, We count our friends, each single one. [Spoken – Mayor] And if there's one too many... Well! There's always room for one more! [Instrumental – Triumphant March] [Final Chorus – Exuberant] We're the happiest little town! All the smiles go round and round! Every face a friendly face, Everybody in their place! Hip hooray and tra-la-la! Here we'll always, always be! Raise your hands and sing with me, One big happy family! [Outro – Brass Slowing, Whistling] (La-la-la, tra-la-la!) (What a lovely place to stay!) [Spoken – Mayor, Warmly] And to our wonderful visitors... We do hope you'll stay. [Full Choir – Brightly] You will! You will! You will! [Final Brass Fanfare]
