Yo… I been thinking about something Something real important What if ALF… was Black? [Verse 1] Crash landed on Melmac, now I’m on your block Furry brown alien, got the neighbors in shock Willie Tanner opened up his door and said “come in” But if ALF was Black they’d have called the police on him Eatin’ all the cats in the neighborhood at night Mrs. Ochmonek outside screamin’ “that ain’t right!” Called animal control, called the FBI All I wanted was a tabby with some fries on the side They’d put my face on CNN, make it breakin’ news “Alien on the loose — and he’s got urban views” I’d have to wear a hoodie just to hide my snout Eight years on the run before they figured out— I’m just trying to eat Lucky, that’s what I’m about [Hook] A-L-F, what’s good? Just a brother from another planet in the hood Eatin’ cats, that’s facts, no I will not stop Gordon Shumway in the trap — somebody call a cop (They already did) [Verse 2] Now Brian Tanner wanna be my little homie But Lynn keep telling him “ALF is kinda phony” Kate keep hiding all the cats behind the door I smell Whiskers through the drywall — I been here before Willie out here acting like my parole officer “ALF stay inside!” bruh you not my father sir I got a spaceship in the garage, I could leave today But the chicken wings on Earth got me wanting to stay And yeah I said it — cats taste just like chicken If you never tried one then you really missin’ Don’t @ me, don’t come for me, I stand on business Gordon Shumway spitting bars and y’all are witnesses [Bridge - slow it down] Back on Melmac we had 8 stomachs and no worries… Now I’m ducking government agents in Missouri… Is this what it means to make it in America? Furry, undocumented, eating cats in a minivan era… [Outro Hook] Ha! I kill me… (No literally I might get deported) ALF in the building Melmac stand up somebody fix me a plate …of cats “Ha. I kill me.” — ALF, probably after every verse
