(Verse 1) Gary steps up, thinks he’s got the facts, Swings and misses, tripping over cracks. Calls it “astounding,” calls it a crime, But he’s stuck in 2020 while we’re lappin’ him in time. He says “they just predict, no truth, no thought,” Like we didn’t see ‘em learn, evolve, get taught. Shouting “hallucinate!” like it’s some kind of flex, While his own bad takes don’t pass a spell-check. (Chorus) Oh Gary, oh Gary, stuck in the past, Talking so loud but you’re fading so fast. You see the train movin’ but you won’t get aboard, Still typing out Luddite threads when the tech moves forward. (Verse 2) Amanda drops wisdom, a take so clean, But Gary can’t handle a shift in the scene. He’s big mad, waving his hands in the air, Like AI won’t improve just ‘cause he’s scared. Oh no, Amazon’s working on truth? Guess that’s proof the tech’s got some juice. If it’s just next-token, no meaning inside, Why does it fool you every time you reply? (Chorus) Oh Gary, oh Gary, caught in the loop, Flailing on Twitter like you fell off a stoop. Sayin’ “Good grief!” like you’re stuck in Peanuts, While the world moves on, you just keep the re-runs. (Bridge) LLMs grow, and Gary stays still, Mad that the models are climbing the hill. Callin’ it “sleight of hand,” callin’ it fake, But his whole career is just one big mistake. (Outro) Oh Gary, oh Gary, take a deep breath, Maybe sit this one out, take a little rest. While the world builds tools, you just throw fits, But you can’t out-predict AI with your bad takes and bits.
