Gaston the Furry Bear (Remastered)

80s rock musical, breathy, smoky, resonant, expressive, classically trained vocals, anthemic, orchestral

[Verse 2]
There’s no man in town as cuddly as you,
You’re everyone’s big teddy bear,
Everyone’s cheering and proud of you too,
For those biceps and all that chest hair.

[Chorus]
No one hugs like Gaston,
No one shrugs like Gaston,
No one’s got that delightful bear mug like Gaston’s!
He’s the pride of this big furry crew,
Perfect, pure mountain man!
You can ask any Tim, Brad, or Lou,
And they’ll tell you who’s got the whole plan!

[Chorus 2]
No one roars like Gaston,
Clears the floors like Gaston,
No one’s got all the smarts and the brawn like Gaston!
As a specimen, yes, he’s invigorating!
My, what a guy, that Gaston!

[Pre-Chorus]
Give five “woo-hoos!”
Give three big “heys!”
Gaston is the bear,
Who can dance, cook, and sway!

[Chorus 3]
No one grooves like Gaston,
Pulls out moves like Gaston,
In a karaoke match no one croons like Gaston!
For there’s no one as proud and as hairy,
As you see, he’s got charm to spare,
Not a part of him’s stubbly or scary,
That’s right!
Every last inch of him’s fuzzy with flair!

[Chorus 4]
No one eats like Gaston,
Packs the feasts like Gaston,
In a picnic, no one brings treats like Gaston!
He’s especially great when he’s barbecuing!

Juicy!

Ten cheers for Gaston!

[Verse]
When he was a lad, he’d eat four hearty meals,
Every morning to give him his pep,
And now that he’s grown, he eats five hearty meals,
And takes every cute bear cub a step!

[Chorus]
No one lounges like Gaston,
Gives warm hugs like Gaston,
In his plaid and suspenders, none snug like Gaston!

[Verse]
He uses flannel in all of his decorating!
Say it again, who’s the best of the bears?
Say it once more for the man that cares!

[Big Finish]
There’s just one bear in town who’s all of the above,
And his name’s G-A-S—uh—T-G-A-S-T-E—G-A-S-T-O…
Oh, Gaston!

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[ quick build] [instrumental intro] [Verse] Gaston, you’ve got to flaunt what you’re rocking! Gosh, it delights me to see you, Gaston, Sporting that grin and that chest, Everyone here wants to be you, Gaston, When you're furred up and dressed! [Verse 2] There’s no man in town as cuddly as you, You’re everyone’s big teddy bear, Everyone’s cheering and proud of you too, For those biceps and all that chest hair. [Chorus] No one hugs like Gaston, No one shrugs like Gaston, No one’s got that delightful bear mug like Gaston’s! He’s the pride of this big furry crew, Perfect, pure mountain man! You can ask any Tim, Brad, or Lou, And they’ll tell you who’s got the whole plan! [Chorus 2] No one roars like Gaston, Clears the floors like Gaston, No one’s got all the smarts and the brawn like Gaston! As a specimen, yes, he’s invigorating! My, what a guy, that Gaston! [Pre-Chorus] Give five “woo-hoos!” Give three big “heys!” Gaston is the bear, Who can dance, cook, and sway! [Chorus 3] No one grooves like Gaston, Pulls out moves like Gaston, In a karaoke match no one croons like Gaston! For there’s no one as proud and as hairy, As you see, he’s got charm to spare, Not a part of him’s stubbly or scary, That’s right! Every last inch of him’s fuzzy with flair! [Chorus 4] No one eats like Gaston, Packs the feasts like Gaston, In a picnic, no one brings treats like Gaston! He’s especially great when he’s barbecuing! Juicy! Ten cheers for Gaston! [Verse] When he was a lad, he’d eat four hearty meals, Every morning to give him his pep, And now that he’s grown, he eats five hearty meals, And takes every cute bear cub a step! [Chorus] No one lounges like Gaston, Gives warm hugs like Gaston, In his plaid and suspenders, none snug like Gaston! [Verse] He uses flannel in all of his decorating! Say it again, who’s the best of the bears? Say it once more for the man that cares! [Big Finish] There’s just one bear in town who’s all of the above, And his name’s G-A-S—uh—T-G-A-S-T-E—G-A-S-T-O… Oh, Gaston!

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