[intro] … If I were fire I’d burn the world If I were wind I’d rave it all If I were water, I’d make it drawn If I were God, I’d sank it deep If I were pope I’d be amused messing with all the Christians... If I were emperor you know what I’d do? I’ll chop everyone’s head off... [solo] If I were Death I’d find my father If I were Life I’d run from him As I’d do with my mother [outro] If I were Chuck, as I am and was I’d take the young graceful women And give the ugly old ones to y'all
