[Verse] Here she comes across the floor Acting like she’s something more Cheap fake tan - orange - uneven Has Willy Wonka got an Oompa Loompa going missing’? Hair extensions coming loose Like the back end of a moose Lipstick on those wonky teeth He’s punching way beneath [Pre-Chorus] I don’t know what he sees in her Except obviously himself He really shouldn’t be with her Needs to find somebody else [Chorus] (Ditch that bitch) You can do so much better (Ditch that bitch) I could make you forget her (Ditch that bitch) You need to make a switch Get yourself unhitched It’s time to dunk that witch Ditch that bitch (Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch) [Verse] Posts about mental health care While she’s fighting everywhere Calls herself “a little wild” Acts thirteen instead of styled Baby voice, Paddington bear stare Too much perfume in the air Sleeps with every guy she sees Like she’s collecting STDs [Pre-Chorus] All us girls can see right through But you still buy her act Why’s it invisible to you? Her show needs to be axed [Chorus] (Ditch that bitch) You can do so much better (Ditch that bitch) I could make you forget her (Ditch that bitch) You need to make a switch Get yourself unhitched It’s time to dunk that witch Ditch that bitch [Chorus] (Ditch that bitch) You can do so much better (Ditch that bitch) I could make you forget her (Ditch that bitch) You need to make a switch Get yourself unhitched It’s time to dunk that witch Ditch that bitch (Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch) [instrumental dance interlude] [Bridge] Girls in the toilets spread the news She’s been marked down in all reviews “My mate said she keyed his car” That’s why she dressed for Love Island’s bar Still, she walks in like she’s a queen But serving Temu beauty scene The boys all seem to lose their minds At girls who look and act permanently online [instrumental dance breakdown] [Chorus] (Ditch that bitch) You can do so much better (Ditch that bitch) I could make you forget her (Ditch that bitch) You need to make a switch Get yourself unhitched It’s time to dunk that witch Ditch that bitch [Chorus] (Ditch that bitch) You can do so much better (Ditch that bitch) I could make you forget her (Ditch that bitch) You need to make a switch Get yourself unhitched It’s time to dunk that witch Ditch that bitch (Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch) [outro] (Ditch that bitch) (Oh-Oh) (Ditch that bitch) (Oh-Oh) (Ditch that bitch) (Oh-Oh) (Ditch that bitch) (Oh-Oh) (Ditch, ditch, ditch, ditch, ditch, ditch) Ditch that BITCH!
