Have a Seat, A tribute to Chris Hansen

[Verse] John Kennelly stepped into the heat Claimed he was just getting something to eat Twice in 24 hours, caught in the sting, Chris with his 24 years, couldn't say a thing. Lorne showed up on his big ol' day Was surprised when things didn't go his way Drove from Nashville to Bowling Green Dreaming of what could've been [Chorus] Decoys smiling playing their roles deputies hiding in their ghillie suits Chis Hansen standing by Inviting you to take a seat [Verse 2] Jeff Sokol brought a pizza sized small, thought he had thought of it all when Chris Walked in, he knew he was done, tonight, there was going to be no fun. Maurice was a tall dreamy doc, came to the house, ready to f**k Spilled his drink, and grabbed some towels Told his wife not to bring the girls [Chorus] Decoys smiling playing their roles deputies hiding in their ghillie suits Chis Hansen standing by Inviting you to take a seat [Bridge] Chris walks in, chat logs in his hands, Camera's rolling, capturing every move, Caught in the sting the pred breaks into a sweat, Chris asks you, "why don't you have a seat?"