[Intro] [fingerpicked acoustic guitar] [Verse 1] [baritone male vocals] A beard, a bike, and a kayak That's the man from Bella Vista A Bass Pro hat, Marine Corp tat Can't promise that he'll miss ya [Chorus] Bella Vista, Arkansas is where he makes his home If you 're wondering where that's at, I guess you're not alone He's feeling great in the Natural State with support from his bartender Who makes it clear he'll serve him beer, but nothing from a blender [Verse 2] With his fishing rod, his faith in God, he sits around just chilling Never learned to dance, but he'll take a chance if you're smiling, say you're willing [verse 3] He planned to wed a Walton gal But never got to meet her Instead, he made his fortune As a full-time Walmart greeter Bella Vista, Arkansas is where he makes his home [chorus] If you come from Athens, Georgia, you best not come alone [verse 4] When it comes to sport, the list is short It's the U, he ain't no dog He's a Razorback, don't give him smack, he's proud to be a hog [Verse 5] We saw him once at VBC He thought our church was nice We had him smile. He couldn't reconcile His life so full of vice. [outgo - solemn] He'll go to church when he gets the urge But that don't happen often But we can promise he'll be there When we bring him in his coffin [guitar chord rings out] [outgo] Bella Vista, Arkansas is where he plans to die If you come to visit, you'll understand just why.
