One With The Universe

[radio monologue] [no music] [voice over narration] [no sound efx] [slow methodical delivery] [very light static bed with sweeps] [ambient pad] [very quiet ambient static pad] [Intro] [(dry, welcoming)] This is The Deep Relay on LDR-333. [slow talking] It's Dex and man has it been a wild cycle. did you guys feel anything about 6 hours ago? I am getting reports of an absolute mad lad with a psychic drive orb getting into a chase with the space fuzz. and that's just the half of it. After weaving through each arm of the milky way this lunatic jumped to light speed weaving through 2 more galaxies while exponentially increasing speed. Halfway through the second galaxy. he began to go non local. Sensors from 16 different galaxies went off. Minutes later the entire map was blinking. it's wild to think about. but people are saying that this guy literally became one with the universe for one brief moment. And then he vanished. No sensors. the space fuzz are dumbfounded. i bet the spooks know whats up tho. But all we'll have to work with is rumor and the occasional open source leak. i don't know what he did. i sure hope he had a good reason to run. that was one helluva way to leave this mortal coil. Up against the corpo's time here. after these messages, we'll be right back.