[Intro] [male voice speaking, ambient room noise] [Spoken] Go ahead. All right. 'Cause you brought up Cheddar, all right? So when we were kids, we had that same dartboard, but we were playing in the basement, which wasn't fully refurbished, you know? And we were having fun, we're throwing darts, trying to see who's better at it. [laughter] So we decided to screw up one day, screw around, horse around, so we started throwing the darts everywhere in the basement. Now mind you, when a basement's not refurbished, it usually means pipes and electricity and wires and all that's exposed. So it's really funny then when my brother decided to, you know, show off by doing an underhand throw underneath his legs. He's like, "Okay, now you gotta match it." I'm like, "Okay." So here I do, I turn around and try to do an underhand throw, goes flying up and hits the pipe. And water just starts spraying everywhere in the basement. And I'm sitting there like, "Oh my god, the house is drowning! The house is drowning!" And my mom and dad, we had to call them and let them know. And my dad was pissed off. He's like, "Shut off the main valve!" We're like, "What the fuck is that? We've never seen that in our lives!" And he's just like, "It's the main valve, it's the main line by the where the water comes in at, at the side of the house. It's over by the electrical box." So we go over by the electrical box, you know, because it hasn't been accessed for years, it's just covered in freaking spiderwebs and shit. And I had to stick our hands in there and grab it. And sure enough, a few minutes later after taking care of that, we had another issue of a whole bunch of daddy longlegs running all over the place in the basement because we happened to pop open one of the egg sacs that were about to hatch anyways. So not only did we have a water leaking problem, we had a little infestation going on. And my dad got home and he fixed it with one of those clogged pipes and he's like, "Okay, who's the little shit that had the bright idea of throwing a dart at a metal pipe?" And I was starting to slowly raise my hand. He's like, "Don't you dare even raise your hand, 'cause I have a feeling you weren't even involved with it." I'm like, "Actually I was, Dad. I'm the one that actually did an underhand throw and it went way up there and hit the son of a bitch." He's like, "Well shit, at least you're a good shot." And left it at that. [laughter] There's my story.
