Oh me, oh my, oh you, the fuck am I to do Hallelujah, the question is peculiar It's got me on the go, I'd give a lot of dough Could someone here please tell me, is it yes or is it no? Does your bubblegum lose its flavor on my bedpost overnight? If you chewed it the next morning, will it be too hard to bite? Can you see I'm going crazy, won't somebody make it right? Does my bubblegum lose its flavor on your bedpost overnight? The nation rose as one and sent its favorite son To the White House, this wicked country's mighthouse Before the President, he said yeah I've been sent To solve a burning question that enraged the continent Does the gum gum lose the flavor on a bedpost overnight? Would you stick it on your collar if your buttons werent so tight? Shove your hands under your balls so you can find it there tonight Does your big chew lose its flavor on the ballpark post at night? Does your Tongum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? If your teacher says don't, do you swallow it for spite? Could you grab it with your tonsils and then swing it left and right? Does the chuddy lose its bussin while bed rotting overnight? Here comes a blushing bride, the groom right by her side To the altar, he's steady as Gibraltar! As he pulls out this thing, a collar made of bling he slaps it on her neck just as the choir begins to scream Does the bubblegum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? Always stick it under tables where you sat to have a bite Could you code along with hackers if you couldn't do it right? Does the candy lose its flavor sticking on the bed all night? Does the bubblegum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? Well, it'd make a fellow shut up when he's trying to recite Would you give it to your parrot if he isn't cursing right? Has my chewing gum lost all flavor on your bedpost overnight?
