Once I was happy but now I'm forlorn Like an old coat that is tattered and torn Left on this wide world to fret and to morn Betrayed by a maid in her teens The girl that I loved she was hand-some I tried all I knew, her to please But I could not please her one-quarter so well Like that man upon the trapeze. Whoa! He'd fly through the air with the greatest of ease A daring young man on the flying trapeze His movements were graceful, all girls he could please And my love he's stolen away. This young man by name was Signor Bona Slang Tall, big, and handsome, as well made as Chang Where e're he appeared the Hall loudly rang With ovation from all people there He'd smile from the bar on the people below And one night he smiled on my love She winked back at him and shouted "Bravo" As he hung by his nose up above. His father and Mother were both on my side And very hard tried to make her my own bride Her Father, he sighed and her Mother, she cried To see her throw herself away ‘Twas all no avail she went there every night And throw him bouquets on the stage Which caused him to meet her, how he ran me down To tell you would take a whole page. One night as usual I went to her dear home Found there her Father and Mother alone I asked for my love and soon they made known To my horror that she'd run away She'd packed up her box and eloped in the night With him, with the greatest of ease From two stories high he had lowered her down To the ground on his flying trapeze. Some months after this I went to a Hall Was greatly surprised to see on the wall A bill in red letters that did my heart gall That she was appearing with him He taught her gymnastics and dressed her in tights To help him to live at his ease And made her assume a masculine name And now she goes on the trapeze. Whoa! She floats through the air with the greatest of ease You'd think her a man on the flying trapeze She does all the work while he takes his ease And that's what's become of my love. [final time only]
