𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚊' 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗'? - ( 𝙳𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝚇)

*(Intro – Hyped-up voice)* Yo, yo, yo! I got 99 problems, but a duck ain't one! Wait... what? *(Verse 1)* I woke up in the morning, put my socks on my head, Tried to make some coffee, but I poured it on my bed. My cat just told me, "Bro, you gotta chill!" But he ain't got a job, so who payin' these bills? I step outside, saw a squirrel in a suit, Said, "Yo, where you goin'?" He said, "Off to a dispute." I asked, "With who?" He said, "A talking tree," I said, "Bro, you crazy!" He said, "Nah, it's just me!" *(Chorus – Catchy and Silly)* Whatcha even sayin'? I don't even know! Why's my fridge talkin'? Where'd my left shoe go? If life’s a burrito, then wrap it up tight, Spoon in my pocket, I’m ready to fight! *(Verse 2)* Roller skatin' backwards through a Taco Bell, Ordered twenty tacos, but they gave me a shell. Tried to make a call on a slice of cheese, My grandma said, "Boy, you need some sleep!" Saw a UFO, but it turned out to be, Just a grandma with a drone and a bad knee. Asked her for a ride, she said, "Boy, you wild!" Then she did a backflip and moonwalked a mile! *(Chorus – Even More Hyped)* Whatcha even sayin'? I don't even know! Why’s my dog drivin’? Where’d my pants just go? If life’s a banana, then peel it real slow, Dropped my whole paycheck on a game of UNO! *(Bridge – Spoken Word Breakdown)* Yo, one time, I met a duck named Steve, He ran for mayor, but he had to leave. Why? 'Cause the pigeons staged a coup, Now the whole town's run by a kangaroo! *(Outro – Chanting)* If it don’t make sense, then you doin’ it right! Throw your hands up, let’s get weird tonight! If your couch starts dancin’, don’t put up a fight, Just groove with the nonsense, let’s do it all night! *(Final Fade-Out)* Spoons in the air… toast in your hair… If life’s a buffet… take more than your share… Yo… what was I talkin’ about again. *(Verse 3)* I texted my boss, said, "I'm sick, can't go," He replied with a pic of a random avocado. What does it mean? Am I fired or promoted? Then my phone grew legs… bro, I think it exploded! I ran outside, tripped over my own name, Some dude yelled, "Bingo!" But we weren't playin' a game. A penguin in a tux just gave me a high-five, Said, "Invest in potatoes, they'll keep you alive!" *(Chorus – Extra Silly Now)* Whatcha even sayin'? I don't even know! Why's my goldfish breakdancin' on the floor? If life’s a burrito, then wrap it up tight, Grapes in my pocket, I’m ready to fight! *(Verse 4)* I bought a pet rock, named it DJ Squash, Told him, "Drop a beat," but he just sat and watched. Then my neighbor walked in, wearin' one shoe, Said, "Bro, have you seen my invisible canoe?" I hopped in my car, but the wheels were gone, So I Flintstoned my way to the nearest salon. Asked for a haircut, they gave me a goat, Now I'm stylin’ AND I got a friend for my boat! *(Chorus – Ultimate Hype Mode)* Whatcha even sayin'? I don't even know! Why’s my mailbox rappin'? Where’d my beard just go? If life’s a banana, then peel it real slow, Jumped in a time machine, straight to the dough! *(Outro – Super Dramatic)* Yo… if you ever wake up… and your toaster’s missing… Just know… it’s probably in Vegas… Playing blackjack with a dolphin… Stay woke.