[[Intro]] [[Synth Build]] [[Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb went live... While I was fast asleep! Now half the internet's got clips... They're probably gonna keep! My Sleepy Thumb went live... I had no clue at all! One little tap... one sleepy yawn... Now I'm a viral star! [[Verse 1]] I curled up with my phone in hand, Dreaming up my next big band. One tiny yawn... one sleepy sigh... My Sleepy Thumb hit "Go Live!" The viewers started rolling in, Wondering where the show had been. Instead they found me snoring loud... And somehow drawing quite a crowd. [[Pre-Chorus]] The comments started flying fast... "This stream is built to last!" "Is she dreaming?" "Is she okay?" "Wait... that cat just bounced away!" [[Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb went live... While I was dreaming deep. Riot used me as a trampoline... Launching off the sheets! Boudicca ruled my chest all night, Like queen upon her throne. Meanwhile I was snoring loud... Like I didn't own the phone! [[Drop]] [[Big Trance Lead]] [[Verse 2]] Somewhere in the middle of the night... A tiny fart took silent flight. The chat exploded, "THERE IT WAS!" Poor Riot said, "That isn't right!" A little drool escaped my grin... The comments came pouring in. "Someone grab a towel, quick!" "This stream just keeps getting funnier!" Then my Sleepy Thumb swung back around... Bonked me gently on the crown. I scratched my nose... rolled to my side... Never waking the whole night. A bag of snacks was by the bed, Sleepy munching filled my head. One crunchy bite... then back to dreams... Nothing's ever what it seems. [[Bridge]] Viewer One: "She's writing songs asleep!" Viewer Two: "That snore is on the beat!" Viewer Three: "The cats deserve awards!" Viewer Four: "She's talking to the stars!" "The album needs one more hook..." "I've almost got it... let me cook..." "I love making songs..." I proudly said... Then bonked myself and went back to bed! Viewer Five: "Did she just hit herself?" Viewer Six: "I'm crying... send me help!" The chat was laughing wall to wall... Best accidental stream of all! [[Final Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb went live... Now everybody knows... I snore... I drool... I dream in songs... And strike dramatic sleeping poses! My Sleepy Thumb went live... The internet survived! The cats became celebrities... While I just slept all night! [[Final Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb went live... What a wild surprise! Next time I'll lock my phone before... My bedtime goes worldwide! My Sleepy Thumb went live... It should have known the rule... Never trust a sleepy thumb..... With streaming as a tool! [[Outro]] [[Record Scratch]] Phone: "Congratulations! Your livestream reached 42,000 viewers." Me: "...WHAT LIVESTREAM?!" Riot: "Meow." Boudicca: "Mrrrp." Sleepy Thumb: "👍" [[Huge Trance Finale]] [[Audience Laughter]]
