[verse 1] I set out to find true love, just like the books all say, But instead, I found a talking teacup, yelling “Don’t delay!” An evil queen gave me an apple, bad idea, took a bite! Now I need a prince to kiss me back to life… ugh, not tonight. [pre chorus] My best friend’s a fish, she won’t stop singing,help me please! I traded my voice for legs, now I walk like I have bad knees! My hair is seventy feet long y’all, can someone get me scissors? My stepmom threw me out, so I just chat with little lizards! [chorus] I’m stuck in a castle, cleaning all day! Critters do my laundry, but they don’t get paid! I met a guy once, guess what? We’re engaged! Oh, my liege… your timelines are deranged! [bridge] I’m tired of gowns, and magic wands, I need real friends, not talking ponds! Maybe I should sail away… Before I marry a guy after one day?! [verse 2] My pumpkin's broken down, midnight ruined my whole vibe, My dress just turned to rags, now I run and try to hide! A shoe is not a personality, why do men think that it is? Maybe I should ditch the castle life… go start a princess biz! [pre chorus] I don’t need some magic mirror telling me I'm a ten, I just want a normal haircut, wait, does magic never end! Why do villains want my kingdom? Is it really all that great? Maybe I should move to Vegas, change my name and relocate. [chorus] I tried to date a prince, but all he did was sing too loud, I just wanna eat some pizza, not wear ballgowns in a crowd! Oh great, my stepmom cursed me, now I nap for ninety years, At least my castle has WiFi—All my magic disappears! [outro] So here’s my fairytale, twists and turns that make no sense, I've danced with woodland creatures, and married dudes in past tense! Forget the magic, I need therapy, and maybe a vacation... Before I star in yet another sequel with zero innovation!
