Wharf Wharf Wharf Wharf Wharf Wharf Wharf Wharf I am the son of Mogg raised by human hands They gave me rules and uniforms I gave them battle plans I stand upon this bridge of fools and wait for blood to call But every time I bare my teeth the captain says that's all I recommend we fire sir I recommend we strike He smiles and says perhaps a hail and I die a little inside Today is a good day to die Today is a good day to fight Let me off this bridge of diplomats and into glory's light Today is a good day to die I have said it forty times But nobody will let me so I'm stuck here running scans and filing crimes I drink prune juice like a warrior I snap the holodeck in half I broke my batleth on a Tuesday and nobody on this ship even laughed I have died and been revived I have loved and I have bled I have been ignored by every captain on every ship I've ever led Sir the shields are failing sir the hull is breached He says try reversing the polarity and my honour is besmirched Today is a good day to die Today is a good day to fight Let me off this bridge of diplomats and into glory's light Today is a good day to die I have said it forty times But nobody will let me so I'm stuck here running scans and filing crimes I am Klingon hear me roar but quietly and from tactical I am warrior I am fire but also deeply practical I will follow you to hell Jean-Luc I will guard you with my life But would it kill you just this once to let me start the fight Kaplah Kaplah Kaplah Kaplah Kaplah Kaplah Kaplah Kaplah Today is a good day to die Today is a good day to bleed Let the stars remember Wharf son of Mogg and all his need Today is a good day to die Today was always a good day to die But if not today perhaps tomorrow I have nowhere else to be I am not a merry man
