[Intro: A bright, cheerful acoustic guitar strum or a ukelele, followed by a silly "boing" or slide whistle sound.] [Main Theme: A bouncy, "walking" bassline and a simple, happy drum beat using brush sticks. A playful, slightly out-of-tune piano plays a jaunty, comedic melody.] [Section A: A whimsical melodic instrument enters, like a kazoo, a glockenspiel, or a honky-tonk piano. It feels like a cartoon chase scene.] [Bridge: The music "trips" - a record scratch sound, the beat stutters for a bar, a sound of a paper stack falling over, then it picks right back up as if nothing happened.] [Section B: The main melody returns, perhaps with a lazy, swooning saxophone line that feels overly dramatic and sarcastic.] [Outro: The music winds down comically - a descending scale on the piano, a final "wah-wah-wah" trombone smear, and ends with the sound of a rubber stamp hitting paper ("APPROVED" or "DENIED").]
