[INTRO - MALE VOCALS - DJ_DEVIL_DEATH - SPOKEN] Would you eat them in a house? Would you eat them with a mouse? Nah... You probably shouldn't eat anything that glows in the dark. Especially breakfast. Heh heh... [VERSE 1] I woke up one morning with a knock at my door, There sat a little black box on the floor. I opened the lid and what did I see? Green eggs steaming with a note marked "ME." I looked at the eggs. The eggs looked back. One little egg gave a tiny crack. Then a voice from the kitchen whispered low, "Eat your breakfast..." I said, "Fuck no." [CHORUS] Green eggs and damnation, served up on a plate, One bite of breakfast and you're tempting fate. Green eggs and damnation, smoking on the table, Eat them if you want... if you're fucking able. Chew, chew, chew, what have you done? Now the devil's laughing and you're on the run. Green eggs... Damnation... Breakfast with a bad reputation. [VERSE 2] I threw those eggs straight into the trash, But they crawled right back with a little green flash. I tossed them outside. They rolled down the street. Then every damn egg grew two little feet. They marched in a line to the front of my house, Led by a green egg wearing a tiny black crown. He looked up at me and he started to grin, "Don't worry, little sinner... we just want to come in." [CHORUS] Green eggs and damnation, served up on a plate, One bite of breakfast and you're tempting fate. Green eggs and damnation, smoking on the table, Eat them if you want... if you're fucking able. Chew, chew, chew, what have you done? Now the devil's laughing and you're on the run. Green eggs... Damnation... Breakfast with a bad reputation. [VERSE 3] The toaster started laughing, the coffee turned black, The refrigerator whispered, "Welcome back." The pancakes grew teeth. The bacon grew eyes. And something in the cupboard started telling me lies. I ran for the door but the hallway was gone. Instead there was Hell with the breakfast lights on. A long wooden table stretched through the flame. At the head sat the devil and he knew my name. He pointed at the plate. Then he started to grin. "One little bite... and the fun can begin." [BRIDGE - SPOKEN] I said, "What happens if I don't eat it?" The devil smiled. "Nothing." I said, "Really?" He said, "Absolutely nothing." Then he leaned closer... "...except you'll be hungry." [LOW LAUGH] [VERSE 4] I grabbed up a fork and I stared at the plate. The eggs started dancing. I started to shake. One egg said, "Eat me." One egg said, "Please." One egg whispered, "Down on your knees." I threw down the fork and I started to run, But the devil yelled, "Breakfast isn't done!" I turned around... The table was bare. No eggs. No devil. Nobody there. Then something warm landed on my head. I looked up... And saw green eggs falling from the ceiling. [FINAL CHORUS] Green eggs and damnation, falling from the sky, Green eggs on the ceiling, green eggs passing by. Green eggs and damnation, everywhere I go, Take one little bite... and you'll never know. Chew, chew, chew, hear that sound? Green eggs are coming from underground. Green eggs... Damnation... Hell's favorite breakfast combination. [OUTRO - SPOKEN] So if somebody offers you a plate of green eggs... Just say no. And if they ask you why... Tell 'em... "I've already had breakfast." [WHISPER] And it tasted like Hell. [EVIL LAUGH]
