[Verse] On a cool, dark, moonless, hopeless night, A band of misfits, fueled by spite, (That's right!) Charge forth to slay an Ogre bold, And liberate his horde of gold. (So shiny!) [Verse] A Bard, with lute instead of sword, Sings melodies, a bit off-chord, (Oh dear...) A Dwarf, with axe near half his height, Roars, 'For honor's call, we fight tonight! (Quite Right!) [Chorus] Beneath the moonless, starlit sky, A destiny unfolds on high. Though laughter fuels our valiant quest, Within each heart, a hero rests. For honor calls, and courage burns, Against the darkness, hope returns! [Music interlude] [Verse] The Bard's lute soars, a wondrous sound, An epic verse spreads hallowed ground. (Like Heaven!) The Ogre flinches, struck by surprise, Tears welling up in startled eyes. (WAH!) The Dwarf, with narrowed, focused gaze, Eyes Ogre through the battle's haze. (Whats that?) He hefts his axe, a silent vow, To show his worth right here and now... (Do It!) Then, with a roar that shakes the night, He hurls his axe with marksmans sight! (WOW!) It strikes the beast, a fatal blow, And ends its life - an epic show! (Our Hero!) [Concluding Chorus] Beneath the moonless, starlit sky, A destiny unfurled on high. Though laughter fueled our valiant quest, Within each heart, a hero rests. For honor called, and courage burned, Against the darkness, hope returned! They stood as one, the misfit band, And claimed their glory, across the land! Within each heart, a hero rests. For honor called, and courage burned, Against the darkness, hope returned! They stood as one, the misfit band, And claimed their glory, across the land! [Long Instrumental Outro fading to silence]
