[Verse 1] Mushroom cloud hangin’ over our gate Black rain tappin’ on the trailer tin You got that look says “here we go again” And I’m feelin’ petty in a radioactive state [Pre-Chorus] Uh-oh Too late Soft little jammies Tragic fate [Chorus] I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas Elastic waist, tragic fate I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas I think it was that possum jerky I think it was that glowing fish I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas And it’s gonna be a crying shame [Verse 2] You took my beans and you drank my beer Then smiled real cute like I should cheer Swapped my blanket for a busted fan Now your bedtime future’s in my hands [Pre-Chorus] Oh no Real bad Plaid little nighttime Lookin’ sad [Chorus] I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas Elastic waist, tragic fate I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas I think it was that possum jerky I think it was them fallout beans I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas And wreck your flannel seams [Bridge] Ain’t my fault the fish had teeth Ain’t my fault the milk turned green Ain’t my fault that possum jerky Hit my guts like gasoline [Breakdown / Chant] Pajamas! Pajamas! I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas! Possum jerky! Three-eyed fish! Something bad done started this! [Final Chorus] Whoops, I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas Elastic waist, tragic fate I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas I think it was that possum jerky I think it was that glowing trout I’m gonna diarrhea in your pajamas And there ain’t no backin’ out [Outro] Elastic waist Tragic fate Shoulda never left ‘em by my plate
