It's my birthday friends all around I should feel lucky but I looked at my phone and seen that Garry Nolan blocked me what the hell? How does he even know about me? The cake comes out everyone is smiling I know I should be happy too but I'm dying (I'm fucking dying) Because! Garry Nolan Blocked me! The world is crumbling all around me! I wanted Garry to tell me why he shared Chris Bartel's brain scans on TV It's my birthday friends all around I should feel lucky but I looked at my phone and seen that Garry Nolan blocked me what the hell? How does he even know about me? The cake comes out everyone is smiling I know I should be happy too but I'm dying (I'm fucking dying) Because! Garry Nolan Blocked me! The world is crumbling all around me! I wanted Garry to tell me why he shared Chris Bartel's brain scans on TV I wanted Garry to tell me what aliens are planning! And I can't blow out my candles because of all of these scand And I can't blow out my candles because of all of these scandals its a shame I brought all my homies to this thing and now I'm chokin' at the most important part this is lame Garry can we restart? (shhh) Don't say a thing just think it. And my Caudate Poo Tang will receive it.
