[intro] Sqreereereeeeeeeeeeee - that's the sound of chalk on the board, underlining one of theeee finest names in education, the sooooooooooo-bri-kay sweeping the nation, alter ego at war with the peeeeedos and greed and a champion of those who are sad or unloved or in need, with a casual propensity toward sensual referencing that MAY turn t'ward menacing - so ladies and gentleman and children of all ages, but ideally older ages... be forewarned... .... .. [SFX:ting] Class is now in session. [verse] Call me -- Mr... Richi Mabozza? Too familiar Court-ordered supply teacher With a... secret to spill Like... when Jack - followed Jill Took him ... ... up a hill Then she gymnastically descended Left Jack — with the bill His skull cracked didn’t even Check if she killed him Why we teaching this to kids Instead of... making a million? From the tracks — and all these raps That I’ve been spitting with illness Recorded album two — just to fix the children The first one was well - ... kiddies lack the resilience Grown-up things... all sticky and stiff Quick one — off both of my wrists... inspect my pistol — get whipped Consuming bullets... like nutrients... creamy and rich Protein fixed -- Hit the gym She benched a personal best When she.. grabbed my leg Bunched my vest up my chest I was her human barbell — did a ten rep set Workout buddy — a baddie I’ll never forget Didn’t catch her handle — call her pet names Honey and baby and boo... more of the same Impress her with professional wrestling - too tame She hunting real blood sports — I think I’m the game Overcame me... in the shower — now i'm cowering I like a woman in charge... but this? Too much empowerment Overstepping my boundaries... hounding me on the grout Switch the situation round, and pound her into the ground Now she’s sexually sated — take her on a date Another happy customer “5 stars! Please rate!” We ain’t going to the club — I can't stay up late Got a queue of other chicks waiting to use me as weight Hey wait a minute, what was I saying earlier in the track? Help the kids... keep the filth in the back? That’s my bad — sorry. Got carried away I’ll put more thought into... things I say Like ok, Geography — nothing like pornography Except topology of mountains look like nudie boobies! FUCK! Lesson plan’s wrecked - I failed the youth Can’t be unsexual... if I’m speaking my truth Carnality makes life.... ... how's it disgusting? Just find someone you like — who's caring and trusting And ride them like a bike but wear a helmet to bust in! Thinking ahead? ... Tough when hormones adjusting Lust wins... only if you throw caution into the wind So tap it wrapped... no cap... and keep a lid on the din [hook] Hands up — if you got the answer Mabozza on the decks and he needs the dancers! Girlies please - Report to the stage! Babies please - Select your own cage! Ladies please - No one underage Shake your lil things while the party rages. Mr Richi! (Mabozza too familiar) Hands up — if you got the answer Mabozza on the decks and he needs the dancers! Girlies please - Report to the stage! Babies please - Select your own cage! Ladies please - No one underage Shake your lil things while the party rages. Mr Richi! (Mabozza too familiar)
