[Verse] In a land far away A wizard set forth Gandalf the Dummy Thick With wisdom and girth Frodo the Foolish A quest to be fulfilled To take his ringfinger to Mt. Bussy They willed [Chorus] But behold They encountered the evil Gollum Whose cheeks were powered by the precious ring With a clap so juicy He awoke Mordor's might "You shall not Clap!" cried Gandalf in the night [Verse] Gandalf's cheeks clinched His power unleashed The bridge crumbled as Mordor was released Frodo and the Foolish Their mission in danger As Gollum's cheeks brought chaos and anger