Breathe Relax Relent

Djent Burger: Needed Prime quality grounded meat Baton Rouge fries, the crispiest Voluptuous buns Extra-spicy kimchi Spicy mayo American cheese, to melt on your tongue Red onions Juicy tomatoes Crispy bacon Steps First, put on your favorite djent music and let the power chords and heavy chugs fill the ingredients with energy, Finely chop the red onions and mix them into the grounded meat, Roll the meat into loose balls, Don't compress it, Drop them on a ripping hot pan and smash them flat with force, Season generously and let a deep crust form, Flip once, then place one slice of American cheese between two patties and let it melt them together, Cook the fries to preference, 11-12 mins at 420 F in an asir fryer is fine by me, Toast the buns in the remaining fat until golden, Spread spicy mayo on the bottom bun, Add the double smash burger, Add a juicy tomato slice, then crispy bacon, then extra-spicy kimchi, Close with that hopefully steamy as hell top bun, Serve immediately with fries

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[Beatbox section 1]
Dum-ba, mm-ba-da, doo-wah-tsk
Bap-doo, mm-bap, da-ba-doom
Doom-ba-da, mm-doo-wah, bap-tsk

[Intro]
Mmmh...
There we go
Prime meat, red onions
Start by chopping those

(On it)
Oh my... did you workout today
(I can cook when I want to)
I'm sure, like that time you tried to make me a coffee and managed to burn the milk?
(Fully unrelated incident)
How does one even burn milk? it's a liquid. If burning the house down was the goal you'd be the best chef in the world
(Do you want the help or not, I can leave ya know)

Oh please, stay. I'm sorry.
That was a little Djent of me.
(Oh no... here we go)
What, you don't like it?
It's like Live Laugh Love... 
but you Djent so...
Live Laugh Djent instead
(I know, wasn't funny the first time either)
Don't try, I saw you smile, *giggle*

[Chorus]
Live laugh Djent
Live Laugh Djent baby
Live Laugh Djent
Live Laugh Djent (It's fine, just!)
Live Laugh Djent
Breathe relax relent
Our heartbeats begging for a moment
Live laugh Djent
Play it hard
Play it cool
But Live Laugh Djent baby!

[Post-chorus (beatbox section 2)]
Dum-ba, mm-ba-da, doo-wah-tsk
Bap-doo, mm-bap, da-ba-doom
Doom-ba-da, mm-doo-wah, bap-tsk

Finely chop the onions
Mix them through the meat
(that's what she said hahaha)
Get your head out of the gutter
(You know what I mean)
(I'm merely applying the 'laugh')

Next get that pan hot
Hotter than the sun
Drop 'em one by one
And the searing's begun

Pound them, smash 'em
Like you're doing me
(So much for the gutter eh?)
Just trying to get you into the right frame of reference,
You can't cook remember?

Next season while it's sizzling
(Too bad it's not weasel meat)
What? why?
(Cause then I could sizzle the drizzle of the weasel, HA!)

(So next you season them)
(And keep the pressure on until it's.... wait is that smoke?)
(Oh shit! How!? they were fine 5 seconds ago!)
Just how much pressure did you put!?
(You told me like I'm doing you!)
Metaphorically obviously!
(Quick, water)
NOOOO!!!

[Post-chorus (beatbox section 3)]
Dum-ba, mm-ba-da, doo-wah-tsk
Bap-doo, mm-bap, da-ba-doom
Doom-ba-da, mm-doo-wah, bap-tsk

(No! Everything is fine,)
(We burned the patty but it's alright)
(Still got plenty no really we're fine)
(But please no more eating our remaining thyme)

(Yo! That kimchi's rather spicy)
You sure you got it ready?
(Come on I followed the recipe)
If you did it'd be less fiery
(Then why don't you do it then...)

Shhh, Live Laugh Djent baby
Live Laugh Djent.

(Right, still, why you be complaining)
(Ain't it enough that I'm tryin')
(You knew pre-hand I ain't got skill in cookin')
(Shit shouldn't be surprisin')

I'm not surprised honey... merely disappointed
(How is that any different?)
You've become predictable, t's'all

[Breakdown]
I'LL DO YOU PREDICTABLE
DID YOU SEE THAT ONE COMING!

Actually yeah, that was quite obvious of a follow up
(Godammit. Fine, what's the next step in your stupid burger?)

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The fortnight affliction needs its cures, make yours today: https://gooddocstudio.com/afflictions =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Beatbox section 1] Dum-ba, mm-ba-da, doo-wah-tsk Bap-doo, mm-bap, da-ba-doom Doom-ba-da, mm-doo-wah, bap-tsk [Intro] Mmmh... There we go Prime meat, red onions Start by chopping those (On it) Oh my... did you workout today (I can cook when I want to) I'm sure, like that time you tried to make me a coffee and managed to burn the milk? (Fully unrelated incident) How does one even burn milk? it's a liquid. If burning the house down was the goal you'd be the best chef in the world (Do you want the help or not, I can leave ya know) Oh please, stay. I'm sorry. That was a little Djent of me. (Oh no... here we go) What, you don't like it? It's like Live Laugh Love... but you Djent so... Live Laugh Djent instead (I know, wasn't funny the first time either) Don't try, I saw you smile, *giggle* [Chorus] Live laugh Djent Live Laugh Djent baby Live Laugh Djent Live Laugh Djent (It's fine, just!) Live Laugh Djent Breathe relax relent Our heartbeats begging for a moment Live laugh Djent Play it hard Play it cool But Live Laugh Djent baby! [Post-chorus (beatbox section 2)] Dum-ba, mm-ba-da, doo-wah-tsk Bap-doo, mm-bap, da-ba-doom Doom-ba-da, mm-doo-wah, bap-tsk Finely chop the onions Mix them through the meat (that's what she said hahaha) Get your head out of the gutter (You know what I mean) (I'm merely applying the 'laugh') Next get that pan hot Hotter than the sun Drop 'em one by one And the searing's begun Pound them, smash 'em Like you're doing me (So much for the gutter eh?) Just trying to get you into the right frame of reference, You can't cook remember? Next season while it's sizzling (Too bad it's not weasel meat) What? why? (Cause then I could sizzle the drizzle of the weasel, HA!) (So next you season them) (And keep the pressure on until it's.... wait is that smoke?) (Oh shit! How!? they were fine 5 seconds ago!) Just how much pressure did you put!? (You told me like I'm doing you!) Metaphorically obviously! (Quick, water) NOOOO!!! [Chorus] Live laugh Djent Live Laugh Djent baby Live Laugh Djent Live Laugh Djent (It's fine, just!) Live Laugh Djent Breathe relax relent Our heartbeats begging for a moment Live laugh Djent Play it hard Play it cool But Live Laugh Djent baby! [Post-chorus (beatbox section 3)] Dum-ba, mm-ba-da, doo-wah-tsk Bap-doo, mm-bap, da-ba-doom Doom-ba-da, mm-doo-wah, bap-tsk (No! Everything is fine,) (We burned the patty but it's alright) (Still got plenty no really we're fine) (But please no more eating our remaining thyme) (Yo! That kimchi's rather spicy) You sure you got it ready? (Come on I followed the recipe) If you did it'd be less fiery (Then why don't you do it then...) Shhh, Live Laugh Djent baby Live Laugh Djent. (Right, still, why you be complaining) (Ain't it enough that I'm tryin') (You knew pre-hand I ain't got skill in cookin') (Shit shouldn't be surprisin') I'm not surprised honey... merely disappointed (How is that any different?) You've become predictable, t's'all [Breakdown] I'LL DO YOU PREDICTABLE DID YOU SEE THAT ONE COMING! Actually yeah, that was quite obvious of a follow up (Godammit. Fine, what's the next step in your stupid burger?)

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