[Intro] Who knows the floor? (I know the floor.) Who knows the stock? (I know the stock.) Chris the Vitamin Guy—still on the clock. [Verse 1] New district manager walks in, polished shoes, fresh grin, Says, “Let’s run a little test,” like the day just begins. I’ve seen that look before, I’ve heard that speech before, Big plans from the office, not much time on the floor. They talk like they’ve climbed every rung in the place, But the aisle tells the truth, and the customers’ face. I point out the shelf where the right answer lives, Show the new crew what the label actually gives. [Pre-Chorus] You can bring your title, bring your clipboard, bring your plan, But the store keeps its own kind of count, understand? [Chorus] I know this floor, I know this town, Every vitamin aisle, every box turned around. They come, they go, I stay in my lane, Chris the Vitamin Guy, still helping folks choose plain. I know this floor—say it back: (He knows the floor!) I know this town—say it back: (He knows the town!) [Verse 2] Some don’t last long as a department lead, Still handing down advice like it’s all we need. No offense, I’m just reading the years on the wall, I’ve put in more seasons than they’ve pictured at all. I teach the new managers where the basics are kept, Watch another name tag leave before the dust’s swept. I don’t miss many when they’re gone from the scene; I do what needs doing, keep the shelves neat. [Pre-Chorus] You can bring your title, bring your clipboard, bring your plan, But the store keeps its own kind of count, understand? [Chorus] I know this floor, I know this town, Every vitamin aisle, every box turned around. They come, they go, I stay in my lane, Chris the Vitamin Guy, still helping folks choose plain. I know this floor—say it back: (He knows the floor!) I know this town—say it back: (He knows the town!) [Bridge] I keep my head down, but I see it all, The shift change, the shipment, the questions in the hall. Not chasing a big chair, not making a show, Just finding what people need and helping them go. [Final Chorus] I know this floor, I know this town, Every vitamin aisle, every box turned around. They come, they go, I stay in my lane, Chris the Vitamin Guy, still helping folks choose plain. I know this floor—say it back: (He knows the floor!) I know this town—say it back: (He knows the town!) Still here, still useful, still doing my part— A steady hand in a changing store. [Outro] Who knows the floor? (I know the floor.) Chris the Vitamin Guy. Still on the clock.
