[Verse] Lang Cleg, oh what a name Caused a stir in the online game Posted opinions, they didn't like Mumsnet banned, what a strike [Chorus] Banned from the Mumsnet, oh what a scandal All your words, they just couldn't handle Lang Cleg, speaking your mind so true But Mumsnet said, "Sorry, not for you" [Verse 2] It's a place for mothers, they say Discussing rights, throughout the day But when Lang spoke a different view Mumsnet mods said, "We're through"
