Beefcake of the North

*This is what happens when an AI gives me such an image for Fafhrd. New lore.* In an alternate realm The same legends clash Only one warrior Alters the path Fafhrd A shirtless glory The Beefcake From a different story From the icy cliffs where the cold winds bite The Beefcake swaggers A bod of might Slightly different hair A beard less grand But a physique That ripples like the northern sand! No shirt to hold him back or take his power All known species swoon All hearts devoured The Gray Mouser sighs His patience worn Cloaked in dusk With piercing scorn “Put on a shirt, we’re in Lankhmar’s streets! Your Beefcake glow draws eyes and heat!” But Fafhrd just laughs His voice like a storm “My power’s unleashed when I show off my form!” Beefcake of the North He will never conceal The shirtless sight makes the whole world kneel Mouser’s sharp mind Has a plan so sly But stealth’s a dream when Beefcake’s nearby Beefcake of the North, his allure ignites! Effortless charm bends fate to his side! Gray Mouser’s stealth A cunning art Ruined by Beefcake’s Dazzling heart Beefcake and Mouser A different spin In Lankhmar’s chaos they make sexy win In a thieves’ den where the rogues conspire Mouser hisses, “Step soft, wear a cloak And don’t draw fire” But Fafhrd's presence Broad and bright Turns wary foes to awestruck delight! The guards freeze up Their weapons drop Beefy only winks once And hearts go pop! A dragon descends with blazing breath Mouser readies To duel with death! Then Mr. Chonk flexes His stance so bold The dragon blushes As its flames grow cold With a smoldering grin He wins the day Beefcake's sex appeal makes foes obey! Beefcake of the North, his allure ignites! Effortless charm bends fate to his side! Gray Mouser’s stealth A cunning art Ruined by Beefcake’s Dazzling heart Beefcake and Mouser A different spin In Lankhmar’s chaos they make sexy win In a tavern packed Where the ale flows free Mouser groans, “Put a shirt on for me” Beefy roars, “Never! My skin must be shown! Mouser shakes his head, "Just throw me a bone!" A siren tries to sing A tune so sweet But the beefy stud posing Makes her heart skip a beat! A hydra rises with heads of dread Mouser’s blades flash as it rears it's heads But Fafhrd steps forth His muscles refined He flexes so hard Shows love is blind Each head falls in love Bow to his stance Beefcake of the North Wins with a glance! Mouser groans loud, “We’ll never be sly! Your huge tracts of land Draws every eye!” Fafhrd just grins His charm unfurled, “I’m the Beefcake of the North, I dazzle the world!” A heavy metal saga Their tale will soar The Beefcake Legend in a twisted lore!