
Boring Fat Dad Show Wink219xNu Idolz
[Spoken Intro] All right everyone, we've got a little surprise. Someone very special has a birthday today. Yeah, our very own producer song, the man behind the chaos, Alex from Wink 219. For the uninitiated, before New Idols, Alex's first foray in the music game was his punk rock group, Wink 219. Come on up here, Alex. Don't hide behind the sound booth. He's pretending to check the levels again. What did you girls do? By the way, your levels are crap, you know. Did you mess with the soundboard again? Hey, I didn't do nothing. Just maybe put bass levels at like their highest level. I wanted people to really feel the dummy mommy. You know, like feel it deep inside you. That's what she said. I swear, it's like I'm dealing with children sometimes. Yeah, sometimes, but you do always take care of us. So tonight, we wanted to do something special for you. We made something just for you. And yeah, you're part of it. Deal with it, nerd. Everyone, this next one is our birthday gift to the man who makes all the magic happen. So everyone, give a round of applause for the Boring Fat Dad Show! [Chorus] Wink 219! [Verse 1] Used to rock the nights now I rock the lawn Swapped the dance floor for mowing at dawn Late nights chasing thrills now I'm chasing kids This is how I live Once I was a rebel now I'm in debt by eight Dreaming of barbecues and exploring corporate rates My body's got pains, anxieties, oh try Google symptoms, thinking I'm about to die [Pre-Chorus] Where my fun loving psycho? [Chorus] Now I'm a boring fat dad show Used to be wild and free now the only thing that's wild is my intake of calories You can laugh at the pain but it's still too hard to embrace the change My party's to play dates, my whole life's rearranged Is it just me or has the whole world quickly changed? [Bridge] So what the f*** is a "rizzler"? A "sister franchise"? This is a "rizzler"? The next generation's uncool Nothing more than a product of youth But as it turns out to be I was just like you, don't you see? But the world's full of shit and although you won't admit You're going to end up like me [Pre-Chorus] Where my fun loving psycho? [Chorus] Now I'm a boring fat dad show Used to be wild and free now the only thing that's wild is my intake of calories You can laugh at the pain but it's still too hard to embrace the change My party's to play dates, my whole life's rearranged Is it just me or has the whole world quickly changed? [Bridge] I used to spend my cash so freely Looking back it was so goddamn easy Now there's a thousand bills to my name Seeing dollars everywhere makes you insane Used to chase adventure now I chase the clock And working three jobs increased that stock The world is hell, wish I could go back in time Now we exchange lives to make someone else's dime [Pre-Chorus]

