[Open – Spoken] "Ladies and gentlemen..." "Welcome to the International Peace Bake-Off!" "First prize..." "...is extinction." [Verse 1] Missile polish, camera smile, Shake a hand in perfect style. Wave the flag, cut the ribbon, Promise heaven, sell the prison. One more summit, one more grin, Everybody's gonna win... Right? [TV Commercial] It's crispy! It's creamy! Now with extra megatons! Guaranteed to end all conflict! Because there'll be nobody left to argue! [Verse 2] Diplomacy by countdown clock, Truth gets buried under shock. Every briefing smells of smoke, Every headline writes the joke. Peace arrives with loaded guns, Sponsored by the larger ones. Smile wider for the press... Hide another dirty mess. [Noise Collapse] Uh Uh Uh Aaaaarrrgggg Uh Uh Uh Faster..., Faster..., Oh My God NOT IN MY ASS [Bridge] Tick... Tick... Tick... Nobody blinks. Everybody waves. Nobody thinks. [Chant] WHO PUSHED IT? "Not us!" WHO PAID? "We all did!" WHO PROFITS? "Guess again!" [Final Verse] Build a bunker, write a speech, Tell the children hope's in reach. Sell tomorrow by the crate, Package panic, call it fate. Every empire wants the crown, Every empire tumbles down. When the smoke has cleared away... Who was right? [Final Chorus] Drop the Nuclear Cream Pie! Smile beneath the glowing sky! Everybody's first in line... At the end of humankind! Drop the Nuclear Cream Pie! Another toast! Another lie! Raise your glass... Duck your head... History's already dead. [Outro] "...This broadcast has been interrupted..." "....WE.....ARE.....ALL....FUCKED!!!!!"
