[Verse] I have the good news It's almost time to reach the destination. I have the bad news it's the appointed time now. [Intro] [Verse] I have the good news I shook off the speed trap. I have the bad news I got caught driving without a license. I have the good news The view from here is amazing. I have the bad news I don't know where this is. [Bridge] I have good news and bad news. Which one do you hear first? [Chorus] I have the good news The police officer in this country is competent. I have the bad news We ran off the rails, oh! it wasn't supposed to be this way. Where did I make a mistake in my life? Even if I ask God, he won't answer. [Instrumental] [Verse] I have the good news one life saved. I have the bad news I'm empty. I have the good news There's a gas station in five miles. I have the bad news I'll run out of gas in two miles. [Bridge] I have good news and bad news. Which one do you hear first? [Chorus] I have the good news Even when I was a kid I was loved everyone I was praised for being a good boy,oh! I have the bad news I can't go back to those days. It' too late when you realize it. they won't forgive me. [Guitar solo] [Bridge] I have good news and bad news. Which one do you hear first? [Chorus] I have the good news I don't have to run away from them anymore. I have the bad news That's all for me now,oh!! I have one more bad news The food here tastes terrible. But I have also one more good news I hear I can eat it tomorrow too. [Guitar solo] [Verse] I have the bad news I threw away a long time. I have the good news It seems like I can still try again. [Outro]
