Verse 1: In the court of spreadsheets, where legends arise, There’s a man with a vision and Excel in his eyes. Dim Early's the name, and he’s leading the game, Breaking down formulas, igniting the flame. Chorus: He’s the LeBron James of Excel, can’t you see? With every cell and formula, he makes history. From functions to models, his skills always sell, Bow down to the master, the LeBron of Excel! Verse 2: He's slam-dunking the problems, one array at a time, With formulas so flawless, it should be a crime. Advanced Custom Functions, his skills are renowned, Here comes Dim Early, he's about to be crowned.
