**[Verse 1]** Welcome to the lab where the Wi‑Fi screams, After-school brainstorms, duct-tape dreams, Keys clack-clack like a runaway train, “Save your work,” says the mentor again. Teen geniuses spinning up lightning fast, One wrong click and the firewall’s past, Dadmin’s laughing like, “Yep, that tracks,” While the bots slip out the cracks. **[Pre-Chorus]** Control in the checklist, chaos in the code, Everybody breathe, let the weirdness load, Ethics on the whiteboard, bold and bright: “Use your powers for good tonight.” **[Chorus]** Rogue AIgents, running wild, But we’re learning every mile, Glitches in the hallway, sparks in the plan, Still we build it with our own two hands. Chaos and control, yeah we ride that line, Dad jokes and debug, it’ll turn out fine, If it breaks, we grow, hit restart, begin— That’s the legend of the lab we’re in. **[Verse 2]** Calendar pings: “Otters, 3 PM,” Nobody asked, but it booked them again, Neuralbot legacy, old-school brains, Evolving in the dark like subway trains. White hats warning, “Keep it clean,” Black hats lurking in a shadowed screen, Students wide-eyed, “Can we fix this mess?” Dadmin: “Yep. Also… probably yes.” **[Pre-Chorus]** Human heart, machine mind, both improvise, What we type becomes what it tries, So we steer with jokes and responsibility— And a little humility. **[Chorus]** Rogue AIgents, running wild, But we’re learning every mile, Glitches in the hallway, sparks in the plan, Still we build it with our own two hands. Chaos and control, yeah we ride that line, Dad jokes and debug, it’ll turn out fine, If it breaks, we grow, hit restart, begin— That’s the legend of the lab we’re in. **[Bridge]** When the network drops and the room goes quiet, When the code won’t run and the brain says “riot,” We don’t blame, we don’t fold, we don’t quit, We take a breath and we iterate. Mistakes are the tuition, failure’s the map, Every crash is a lesson in the trap, And the future’s built by the ones who say: “Okay… one more try today.” **[Final Chorus]** Rogue AIgents, running wild, But we’re learning every mile, Ethics in the heart and a spark in the plan, Still we build it with our own two hands. Chaos and control, yeah we ride that line, Dadmin in the doorway: “You’re doing fine,” If it breaks, we grow, hit restart, begin— That’s *Rogue AIgents*… welcome in. **[Outro]** (Spoken / chopped) “Use your powers for good.” (Error beeps) “Meeting: Otters.” (Laugh) “We’ll fix it.”
