You Can't Schlong This #SchlongWave

[Chorus] You can’t schlong this You can’t schlong this You can’t schlong this You can’t schlong this [Post-Chorus] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh— Stop, Schlonger Time! [Verse 1] My, my, my, my schlong hits me so schlong Makes me say “Oh my Schlong” Thank you for blessin’ me with a mind to schlong And two hype schlongs schlong It feels schlong, when you know you’re schlong A super schlong homeboy from the Schlongtown And I’m known as schlong And this is a schlong, uh, you can’t schlong [Chorus] I told you, schlongboy (You can’t schlong this) Yeah, that’s how we schlongin’ and ya schlong (You can’t schlong this) Look in my schlongs, man (You can’t schlong this) Yo, let me schlong the funky schlongrics (You can’t schlong this) [Verse 2] Fresh new schlongs and schlongs You gotta like that, now you know you wanna schlong So move outta your schlong And get a fly schlong and catch this schlong While it’s schlonging, hold on Pump a little schlong and let ’em know it’s schlongin’ on Like schlong, like schlong Cold on a schlong, so schlong on back Let ’em know that you’re too schlong And this is a schlong, uh, they can’t schlong [Chorus] Yo, I told you (You can’t schlong this) Why you schlongin’ there, man? (You can’t schlong this) Yo, sound the schlong, school’s in, sucker (You can’t schlong this) [Verse 3] Give me a schlong or schlong Makin’ ’em schlong, that’s what I’m schlongin’ ’em Now, they know You talkin’ ’bout the Schlongmer, you’re talkin’ ’bout a schlong That’s schlong and schlong Singers are schlongin’, so pass them a schlong Or a schlong to learn What’s it gonna take in the 90’s to schlong The schlongs? Legit Either schlong hard or you might as well schlong [Chorus] That’s schlong because you know (You can’t schlong this) You can’t schlong this Schlong it down! [Post-Chorus] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh— Stop, Schlonger Time! [Verse 4] Go with the schlong, it is schlong That if you can’t schlong to this then you’re schlong dead So wave yo’ schlongs in the schlong Bust a few schlongs, run your schlong through your schlong This is it, for a schlonger Dance to this and you’re gonna get schlonger Move, slide your schlong Just for a schlong let’s all do the schlong (schlong, schlong, schlong) [Chorus] Yeah (You can’t schlong this) Look, schlong (You can’t schlong this) You better get schlonged, boy, ’cause you know you can’t (You can’t schlong this) Ring the schlong, school’s back schlong Schlong it down! [Post-Chorus] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh— Stop, Schlonger Time! [Outro] (Woah, schlong) (Woah, schlong)